Captain Warner’s Weapon of Mass Destruction:
Human beings are natural
believers and that was once an evolutionary advantage. When out hunting with
companions if one cries “Snakes in the grass!” then instant reaction is a
better survival strategy than chin-stroking reflection on the probability of
its truth. This natural credulity survives; without it we would be unmoved by
horror movies, tear-jerk novels, and the promises of politicians. Belief just happens
to us; we don’t choose it nor is it ever willingly suspended.
Credulity provides space for both
pranksters who seek to amuse and charlatans who seek fame and profit. Pranksters
may beam as they tell us to our faces that we have been fooled but charlatans
do not want to be unmasked. And how do you unmask them anyway? They are often
as convincing as stage magicians and those who have fallen for the trick rarely
wish to admit it; credulous at the outset they suddenly become sceptics when
evidence is put before them.
Fears of death and illness provide
fertile ground for false prophets and medical quacks; scientific frauds have
been committed by tenured and respected academics. But pulling the wool over
the eyes of those responsible for the defence of the realm risks being counted a
rather serious offence, and it seems few dare. But the risk has been taken.
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For over a decade, Captain Warner
had been seeking to secure official interest and funding for his work on
weapons which would defeat all enemies at sea, writing letters and publishing
pamphlets full of dire warnings that Britain’s coasts were currently
defenceless against invasion. He secured
at least some followers, including Royal Navy officers and members of
Parliament, but there had been failed demonstrations and in addition a complete
refusal to allow any Invisible Shell to be examined without a very large
payment up front. The Brighton spectacular revived Warner’s fortunes and there
was debate in the House of Commons in 1846 and the House of Lords in 1852 where
as one of his last official acts the Duke of Wellington, a long-time
Warner-sceptic, stripped investigative responsibility from a newly-established
committee of their Lordships and transferred it to the scientific hands of the
Royal Ordnance. Wikipedia wraps up its version of a very long story saying
“With this the matter appears to have been dropped” but in fact the Royal
Ordnance did constitute a panel on which Michael Faraday took the lead,
interviewing Warner in June 1852. It promptly abandoned its enquiries when he
persisted in his habitual refusal to describe the composition of the material
which filled his shells. Wellington died in September 1852 and Warner in
December 1853.
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But there was an aftermath which
offers some kind of resolution. Warner died leaving a woman, apparently his
wife, with whom he had been living for many years in Pimlico. There were
several children, some now married, no money and quite a lot of debt. A local vicar
publicised a fund-raiser for widow and
children but had to publish an amended version when he discovered that the
woman in Pimlico was not the wife; the legal wife was living in Ashford Kent and
now responsible for Warner’s estate, including the very visible and bulky
contents of his workshop.
What happened next is recorded in
a letter recently picked out of a box at a table top fair in Eastbourne, price
three pounds. It is written by one of Warner’s sons-in-law, Thomas Moncas, a
watch-maker turned London bookseller in the notorious Holywell Street off the
Strand. The recipient is a married daughter of Captain Warner staying with the
real Mrs Warner (“Grandma” in the letter) in Ashford. The shells which it
describes may still exist.
Transcription
Addressed to: Mrs Viggors care of
Mrs Warner Ashford Kent
Datelined: 45 Holywell Street
Strand London 13 July 1854; Ashford arrival postmark 14 July
Dear Jane
Nothing, absolutely nothing, has
been the result of all the trouble & expense attending the examination of
the Shells. There was not anything in a single one, nor could not ever have
been in most, as they still contained the “core” from the founders. Nothing
could be fairer than the behaviour of Colonel Chalmers & the Gentlemen who
assisted & as you now know the worst I will detail all that occurred.
I wrote several notes on the
evening that I sent you a short last one. I went from here at 7 the next morg.
to Harry & Mr Batten to prevent any mistake. I was back a ½ past 9
& of course had other matters to attend to. At 12 Mr Batten & a Mr
Green [the famous balloonist who had assisted Warner at one of his
demonstrations] came & also Harry, we had a hurried lunch a glass of
ale, took the Steamer down to London Bridge & the Rail at one down to
Woolwich raining cats & dogs, & xxxx over by the assistance of Mr Payne
to the Laboratory at 5 minutes past 2. The Colonel in the Chair, Mr Abel from
the Pharmaceutical Society, Capt. Boxer & another tall Gentleman, after
some necessary arrangements &ca we all adjourned to the Shed & there
sure enough were the packages containing the Shells. I cannot tell you half the
fear hope & care that was taken in moving breaking unlocking the Boxes
&ca & handling the contents the Colonel himself warning us “that if
those shells contained the explosive material employed by Warner at Brighton,
there was enough there to blow up the whole Arsenal”.
For 2 hours & 4o minutes did
we examine. Some were broke up with chisel & hammer & turns out to be an old cannon ball
sheathed in copper. Some as proved to be an old Congreve rocket as two long
ones this shape one shorter than the other well wedged into 32 pounder Guns
& the heads unscrewed they contained nothing. The Balls which were dropped
in the Isle of Anglesea [Anglesey] were there …. Some shells this shape
this was Gun metal evidently turned on a lathe & was
evidently cast
in a Mould first: a small copper screw was at
one end, & round the middle was a band an inch wide divided into 2 halfs
was fastened down with 2 screws, weighed about 18 pounds about the size of a 32
pound shot so this was evidently hollow. The band that encircled it was easily
taken off but then there was no passage to the inside hollow part. The band
rounds its waste covered a cutting about an inch deep thus evidently solid. The
screw at end did not open into the center hollow part as far as we could
see, so after a deal of fear & consultation the saw was set to work &
after penetrating a good inch through solid metal it was apparent the hollow
part was reached, on turning it over some black small grans dropped out which
were closely examined. They looked like very fine gunpowder & after a good
deal of scrutiny turned out to be mixture used by the Moulder to make the mould
& all agreed a very ingenious moulder he must have been; but it is evident
nothing had ever been inside them, as the modellers core was still there. In
fact there was absolutely nothing not a clue nor a shade of a clue to found
even a [word lost when seal was broken; could be guess].
We left the Yard at 5 Mr Payne
accompanying us to the entrance gate raining as if all were coming down at
once, had dinner of which we had a great need & returned to Town bidding Mr
Batten & Mr Green good-bye at the Essex pier. Harry & I joining Emma
& Polly telling them the same tale I have told you only a good deal more.
Now Grandma [Mrs Warner] must send wish what is to be done with the Shells &ca, the Colonel will send them up in a few days. Harry [one of Warner’s sons] wants one of those with a hook in, that fell from the Balloon, to suspend from his room ceiling. Any directions you give shall be attended to – whether you wish them sold or kept, or sent to you. We are all pretty well, considering. I intended to have written to you from Woolwich, but the Post Office closes there for country letters at 4 & we did not get clear from the yard ‘till 5 so it was no use to write there. If nothing else results at all events it has not been for want of trying. But this does not prove there is no secret, it only proves that there was no evidence is those particular shells.
Thomas
Moncas
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